I'm seriously worried about a job application which involves a vocabulary list of "encrypted"/"encoded." I feel like I'm being condescended towards.

"During an investigation into employee theft, you have been asked to corroborate the testimony of another employee. What have you been asked to do?"

Jesus. I know this is an entry-level job, but god damn...

"Your supervisor asks you to compile the credit card receipts. What should you do to the receipts?"

Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ. I feel like I ought to shoot somebody.

"Your manager tells you to return the surplus merchandise to the supplier. You are returning the merchandise because:"

AAAAAAAAH!

"Your supervisor recently fired an employee for not being punctual. What did the employee do wrong?"

Christ on a buttered cracker. Is this a job application or a high school vocab test?

"A coworker is often late and causes you more work. How effective/ineffective would it be to buy an alarm clock and place it in his locker?"

I don't think I want this job because I think it'll make me feel stupid.

"You and your coworkers had to complete a large volume of work in a short time. Everyone is upset and talked to the supervisor about the situation. The supervisor said he could not do anything to help. How effective or ineffective would it be to offer to try to complete the work without saying anything about it."

Do what the fuck, now? How can you offer to do shit without saying anything?

Christ.

EDIT:

So I ended up interviewing for a Security job. Yay, I might be a Bag Nazi!

Me: "Ma'am, let me see your purse, please."
Lady: *hands it over*
*Super-Plus Tampons*
Me: "So, are you packing for the whole group?"

EDIT 2:

You know you're applying for Wal-Mart when:

The restart questions have the option of saying that your dream vacation is at a Dude Ranch.

The restart questions for what kind of food is your favorite are mostly taken up with American/Fast Food/Home Cooking and the like.

I love my life. /half sarcasm